When a billionaire gets hungry…
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009*****
Archive for the ‘Offbeat’ Category
What it feels like to grow up with prostitutes
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009My mother worked as a housekeeper in a part of London full of hookers and artists. My mother pretended it wasn’t happening — respectability was the most important thing to her. The shame was infectious. I lied from a young age, and began a double life. To friends, we were ...
Great Break Up Letter by Mark ….. and the Dog (PIC)
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009Nothing says a clean break up like running out of room on the first Post-It note and having to leave a second one. Especially when the second one just emphasizes how much the dog always hated her.
Inside the Headline-Writing Room at The Onion
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009It’s immediately apparent just flipping through “Our Front Pages: 21 Years of Greatness, Virtue, and Moral Rectitude From America’s Finest News Source,” that the art of the fake headline has evolved.
$200,000 Worth of Beer Destroyed (VIDEO)
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Army Explosives Expert Killed on Final Day in Afghanistan
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009Staff Sergeant Olaf Sean George Schmid, 30, died instantly on Saturday while attempting to make an improvised explosive device safe in the Sangin region of Helmand province, the Ministry of Defence said.
World’s Fastest Man Adopts World Fastest Feline
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009The world's fastest man adopted the animal kingdom's fastest sprinter Monday, as Usain Bolt welcomed a new baby cheetah named
If Monoploy Was Honest (About How Much Monopoly Sucks)
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009Monopoly was created in 1935, and the first game still hasn't finished.
