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string(115) "*****<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/digg/container/offbeat/popular/~4/_BT8GbdAMSs" height="1" width="1"/>" ["pubdate"]=> string(31) "Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:10:04 +0000" ["digg"]=> array(6) { ["diggcount"]=> string(4) "1981" ["category"]=> string(9) "Odd Stuff" ["commentcount"]=> string(3) "118" ["submitter"]=> string(5) " " ["submitter_username"]=> string(6) "meloon" ["submitter_userimage"]=> string(34) "http://digg.com/users/meloon/l.png" } ["media"]=> array(1) { ["group"]=> string(5) " " } ["group"]=> string(29) " " ["guid"]=> string(69) "http://digg.com/odd_stuff/That_TV_Has_Its_Own_Opinions_About_Leno_PIC" ["submitter"]=> string(9) " " ["feedburner"]=> array(1) { ["origlink"]=> string(69) "http://digg.com/odd_stuff/That_TV_Has_Its_Own_Opinions_About_Leno_PIC" } ["summary"]=> string(115) "*****<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/digg/container/offbeat/popular/~4/_BT8GbdAMSs" height="1" width="1"/>" } [16]=> array(9) { ["title"]=> string(49) "Nurse fired for 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Without an illustration, chart, or embedded YouTube video to ease them in, millions were frozen in place, terrified by the sight of one long, unbroken string of English words.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/digg/container/offbeat/popular/~4/ICdS3I_twZ4" height="1" width="1"/>" } [21]=> array(11) { ["title"]=> string(60) "Wal-Mart Sells Black Barbie for ½ the Price of White Barbie" ["link"]=> string(130) "http://feeds.digg.com/~r/digg/container/offbeat/popular/~3/zplINSagFDk/Wal_Mart_Sells_Black_Barbie_for_f_the_Price_of_White_Barbie" ["description"]=> string(280) "The store was forced into the admission after a Louisiana-based shopper posted a photo of the diverse dolls—and their respective pricetags—side by side in a Wal-Mart.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/digg/container/offbeat/popular/~4/zplINSagFDk" height="1" width="1"/>" ["pubdate"]=> string(31) "Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:53:11 +0000" ["digg"]=> array(6) { ["diggcount"]=> string(3) "567" ["category"]=> string(9) "Odd Stuff" ["commentcount"]=> string(3) "145" ["submitter"]=> string(5) " " ["submitter_username"]=> string(11) "JamesLowell" ["submitter_userimage"]=> string(39) "http://digg.com/users/JamesLowell/l.png" } ["media"]=> array(1) { ["group"]=> string(5) " " } ["group"]=> string(29) " " ["guid"]=> string(85) "http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Wal_Mart_Sells_Black_Barbie_for_f_the_Price_of_White_Barbie" ["submitter"]=> string(9) " " ["feedburner"]=> array(1) { ["origlink"]=> string(85) "http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Wal_Mart_Sells_Black_Barbie_for_f_the_Price_of_White_Barbie" } ["summary"]=> string(280) "The store was forced into the admission after a Louisiana-based shopper posted a photo of the diverse dolls—and their respective pricetags—side by side in a Wal-Mart.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/digg/container/offbeat/popular/~4/zplINSagFDk" height="1" width="1"/>" } [22]=> array(11) { ["title"]=> string(57) "Gay Porn Actor Dies on Camera After Being Tased By Police" ["link"]=> string(128) "http://feeds.digg.com/~r/digg/container/offbeat/popular/~3/iMKLNxACqvM/Gay_Porn_Actor_Dies_on_Camera_After_Being_Tased_By_Police" ["description"]=> string(341) "Police arrested Andrew Grande (porn name Dustin Michaels) with a bag of weed in his possession, which he apparently tried to swallow. When he resisted arrest, they tased him, and he choked on the bag. 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