Archive for August, 2008

8 Animals With Real Superpowers

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

It’s no secret: animals are out to kill us. While we spend hundreds of billions of dollars fighting the terrorist threat overseas, animal sleeper cells are biding their time, developing strange and fabulous powers far beyond those of man.

GOP in 2004: John Edwards Too Inexperienced To Be VP

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

In 2004, Mitt Romney, President Bush, and the RNC blasted John Edwards as being too inexperienced to be a heartbeat away from the presidency, despite nearly six years in the US Senate. In 2008, all three are praising the choice of the shockingly inexperienced Sarah Palin. And Republicans wonder why ...

Women Get Massages with ‘Happy Endings’ Too

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

'Massage parlours' and even barbers have long offered men sexual stimulation. Now, word is, women are after the extras.

Iraq and China Sign $3 Billion Oil Contract… Thanks Bush!

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Iraq and China signed a $3 billion deal this week to develop a large Iraqi oil field, the first major commercial oil contract here with a foreign company since the 2003 U.S.-led invasion.

Nico Pitney: Palin Laughs As Opponent Is Called

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Sarah Palin demonstrates lack of judgment and immaturity during a radio show by cackling at cruel attacks on one of her political opponents earlier this year.

Verizon Installations Violate National Electric Standards

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

A two-year investigation has concluded that most Verizon FIOS installations fail to meet national safety standards, and could cause fires or electrocutions

Not All Evangelical Conservatives are Thrilled with Palin

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Wrote Voddie Baucham, for example: "She put her child at risk, not for an official, necessary, or emergency duty as the Governor of Alaska, but because she simply `was not going to miss out on that speech.' A speech!"

Japan Has the Most Remarkable Hi-Tech Toilets in the World

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

The Japanese once sat (or squatted) with the rest of us. now, Thanks to a small-room revolution, they are cosseted by heated seats, warm air, piped music and jets of water. Why, then, hasn't the rest of the world fallen for the charms of the hi-tech toilet?

Ron Paul Followers Gather For Their Own Convention

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Their aim: Remind GOP of anti-war, anti-regulation, anti-taxes movement

Wassup Holmes?

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Parody of Sherlock Holmes and the Hound of the Baskerville