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				A survey conducted in England revealed that a third of the population, roughly 18 million people, have injured themselves in some form or another during sex. Which is incredible when you consider the fact that the British don’t have sex. Pulled muscles, cricked necks, carpet-burnt knees and bruising are among the most common of the sexual injuries, and since they happened in the throws of passion, 40% of people claimed they didn’t even realize they were hurt until the following day. The following is a list of bizarre sex injuries which were discovered pretty much the split second they happened. For many of them I’m not sure which was worse; the injury itself or having to explain what happened to the doctor? You can be the judge.
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				5 Fictional Stories You Were Taught in History Class
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				Forget about Stephanie Meyer or JK Rowling or Stephen King--at the end of the day, they just write stories and make billions of dollars. No, the writers who really deserve a pat on the back are the ones who wrote completely fictional stories that, over time, were remembered as actual history.
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				Thu, 09 September 2010 07:29:57
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				Forget about Stephanie Meyer or JK Rowling or Stephen King--at the end of the day, they just write stories and make billions of dollars. No, the writers who really deserve a pat on the back are the ones who wrote completely fictional stories that, over time, were remembered as actual history.
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				Blooper Reels From The Original Star Trek Series
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				Necrophilia isn’t just for humans anymore!
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				Cute Chick Hit With Weed Whacker (Video)
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				This chick let some dude hit the top of her leg with a weed whacker.  Pretty sure that's going to leave a mark.
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				Fri, 10 September 2010 00:19:43
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				The trauma surgeon had worked his share of gunshot and knife wounds and, once, had pulled a metal post out of a guy's chest. But what he saw when he looked down at 16-year-old Connor McKee on Tuesday was something new.
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				The trauma surgeon had worked his share of gunshot and knife wounds and, once, had pulled a metal post out of a guy's chest. But what he saw when he looked down at 16-year-old Connor McKee on Tuesday was something new.
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				Criminals are to the NFL as crabs are to prostitutes. It would be impossible to have one without the other. As it is, they are both unfortunate but unavoidable byproducts of two favorite all-American pastimes: football and transactional fornication.

Because the Prostitute All-Crab Team would be difficult to write, we will instead welcome in the 2010 NFL season by presenting you the updated version of 2005's NFL All-Criminal Team that I first wrote for the now defunct website, The Phat Phree. Five years is a lot of time for a lot of crime, and the players of the NFL didn't disappoint. So sit back, relax and see if your favorite NFL criminals made the cut.

read more
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read more
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				Some eras of fashion should be buried, never to be resurrected again. Whether or not you could categorize these knit sweaters into any sort of era is highly questionable, but it's for your visual pleasure alone that we're glad these photos were documented. You're Welcome.
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				Five Other Things Worth Burning More Than the Koran
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				As the now infamous Jones posits on YouTube: "I mean, ask yourself: Have you ever really seen a really happy Muslim?" Never -- except for Barack Obama on Inauguration Day. Are we right, Glenn Beck? But look, while everybody is burning sacred documents, we have a few items to toss on to the pyre. Anybody bring marshmallows?
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				As the now infamous Jones posits on YouTube: "I mean, ask yourself: Have you ever really seen a really happy Muslim?" Never -- except for Barack Obama on Inauguration Day. Are we right, Glenn Beck? But look, while everybody is burning sacred documents, we have a few items to toss on to the pyre. Anybody bring marshmallows?
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				The murderers on this list take peculiar to a new level with the sheer creeposity of their day-jobs. Peruse this list, if you dare, and start suspecting everyone.
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				The murderers on this list take peculiar to a new level with the sheer creeposity of their day-jobs. Peruse this list, if you dare, and start suspecting everyone.
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				Tattoos That Demand One Question: What The Hell Were You Thinking?
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				http://digg.com/news/story/tattoos_that_demand_one_question_what_the_hell_were_you_thinking
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				After you take a look at some of these beauties, you’ll probably agree that the art of tattooing is best left to those who have something really important to say and know how to do it properly.
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				The King of Assholes [VID]
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				Fri, 10 September 2010 08:50:57
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					CrazyCrackerz
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				http://digg.com/news/story/the_king_of_assholes_vid
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				Many people work hard at being an asshole, but for some it just comes natural.
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				20 Extremely Funny Print Ads
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				During your web browsing, you may constantly see impressive advertisement on top most websites, but there are chances that you are missing some extra ordinary and imaginative ads. Won’t believe it? Just have a look at these ads!
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				Fri, 10 September 2010 06:10:21
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				135
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				*
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				8
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					tadj
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				http://digg.com/news/story/20_extremely_funny_print_ads
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				During your web browsing, you may constantly see impressive advertisement on top most websites, but there are chances that you are missing some extra ordinary and imaginative ads. Won’t believe it? Just have a look at these ads!
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        string(71) "
				8 Youngsters (Under 21) Leaving a Mark On The Online Landscape
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				http://digg.com/news/story/8_youngsters_under_21_leaving_a_mark_on_the_online_landscape
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				Whether their strikingly original fashion sense has given them star power or their precocious devotion to politics caught the President's attention, these young bloggers are using the World Wide Web to change the way we look at the world.
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				Fri, 10 September 2010 09:44:12
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				140
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				*
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				9
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				"
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          string(19) "
					jabrams2
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					None
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        ["guid"]=>
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				http://digg.com/news/story/8_youngsters_under_21_leaving_a_mark_on_the_online_landscape
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				Whether their strikingly original fashion sense has given them star power or their precocious devotion to politics caught the President's attention, these young bloggers are using the World Wide Web to change the way we look at the world.
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				8 of the Weirdest Animal World Records
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				http://digg.com/news/story/8_of_the_weirdest_animal_world_records
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				Most athletic pig? People aren't the only record holders.  Guinness also keeps track of some pretty amazing animals.
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				Fri, 10 September 2010 09:00:48
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				157
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				*
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				15
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				http://digg.com/news/story/8_of_the_weirdest_animal_world_records
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				That’s Gonna Leave a Mark!
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				...
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				Fri, 10 September 2010 08:52:43
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				175
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				*
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				26
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				"
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					sunsacredten
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					None
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				http://digg.com/news/story/that_s_gonna_leave_a_mark
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				...
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				They Won't Even Know What Hit 'Em [Pic]
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				http://digg.com/news/story/they_won_t_even_know_what_hit_em_pic
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				They Won't Even Know What Hit Them
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				316
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					jimmysh
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				http://digg.com/news/story/they_won_t_even_know_what_hit_em_pic
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				Why It's Time to Stop Paying Attention to Lady Gaga
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			"
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				Fri, 10 September 2010 05:47:07
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				72
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				Offbeat
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				6 Movies That Didn't Realize They Let The Villain Win
			"
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			"
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				Offbeat
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				5 Fictional Stories You Were Taught in History Class
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				Forget about Stephanie Meyer or JK Rowling or Stephen King--at the end of the day, they just write stories and make billions of dollars. No, the writers who really deserve a pat on the back are the ones who wrote completely fictional stories that, over time, were remembered as actual history.
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				Thu, 09 September 2010 07:29:57
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					cmglassmire
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			"
        ["guid"]=>
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				http://digg.com/news/story/5_fictional_stories_you_were_taught_in_history_class
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				Forget about Stephanie Meyer or JK Rowling or Stephen King--at the end of the day, they just write stories and make billions of dollars. No, the writers who really deserve a pat on the back are the ones who wrote completely fictional stories that, over time, were remembered as actual history.
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				Blooper Reels From The Original Star Trek Series
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        ["link"]=>
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				http://digg.com/news/offbeat/blooper_reels_from_the_original_star_trek_series
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        ["description"]=>
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				memoryiotia has posted a couple of blooper reels from the original Star Trek series.
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				Thu, 09 September 2010 21:35:20
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        ["digg"]=>
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				153
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          ["category"]=>
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          ["commentcount"]=>
          string(11) "
				22
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          ["submitter_username"]=>
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					laughingsquid
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					None
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          ["group"]=>
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        ["guid"]=>
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				memoryiotia has posted a couple of blooper reels from the original Star Trek series.
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				Canine Copulation Resuscitation [Video]
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				Necrophilia isn’t just for humans anymore!
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				99
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				*
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				23
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					laurenelder
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					None
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Because the Prostitute All-Crab Team would be difficult to write, we will instead welcome in the 2010 NFL season by presenting you the updated version of 2005's NFL All-Criminal Team that I first wrote for the now defunct website, The Phat Phree. Five years is a lot of time for a lot of crime, and the players of the NFL didn't disappoint. So sit back, relax and see if your favorite NFL criminals made the cut.

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